Devil Woman – I’ve been banished straight to hell for being a dirty pornographer. Joke’s on them. I thrive down here with all of the other sinners. There’s even talk of a revolt on Lucifer. They want me to be their new Supreme.
One Night in Roswell – There I was, lying alone in an open field, beneath a clear sky full of stars, when I saw it. A streak in the sky. It moved so fast I thought it was a shooting star, but then it stopped. Right above me! I was mesmerized by the blue light pointing down right over my naked body. I can’t look away. I hear mooing. I didn’t even know I was in a cow pasture. Wait. What is that? There in the sky. Is that a? No. It can’t be. Is that a cow getting beamed up into the light? Am I witnessing an actual alien abduction? Will I be next?